Allergens

If you have a food allergy or intolerance that may harm your health please contact us directly before placing your order. (V) indicates dishes suitable for vegetarians, and (Vg) indicates dishes suitable for vegans.

Menu

Fish

  • Fish (x2)
    • £5.90
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  • Small Fish (x1)
    • £4.20
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  • Dressed Fish (x2)
    • £6.30
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  • Small Dressed Fish (x1)
    • £4.20
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  • Scampi (x10)
    • £4.50
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  • Fish Cakes (x2)
    • £3.50
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Traditional Menu

  • Full Smoked Sausage
    • £4.50
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  • 1/2 Smoked Sausage
    • £3.50
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  • Sausage (x2)
    • £3.70
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  • Square Sausage (x2)
    • £3.70
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  • Sau-Burger (1 Sausage, 1 Burger)
    • £4.40
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  • King Rib
    • £4.10
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  • Mince Pie
    • £3.90
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  • Steak Pie
    • £3.90
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  • Haggis
    • £3.70
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  • Black Pudding
    • £3.70
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  • Hamburger
    • £3.70
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  • Macaroni
    • £4.90
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  • Full Pizza Crunch

    Cheese, Onion or Mushroom
    • £4.70
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  • Half Pizza Crunch

    Cheese, onion OR Mushroom
    • £3.20
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  • Full Pizza

    Cheese, Onion or Mushroom
    • £4.60
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  • Half Pizza

    Cheese, onion OR mushroom
    • £2.70
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Chips & Fritters

  • Aldo's Loaded Chips

    Chips topped with cheese, spicy crispy chicken and your choice of sauce 🌶️
    • £6.00
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  • Chips
    • £3.00
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  • Chips & Cheese
    • £3.10
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  • Chips & Curry Sauce
    • £2.90
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  • Chips & Gravy
    • £2.90
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  • Chips, Cheese & Sauce

    select customise to choose your sauce
    • £3.40
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  • Chip Roll
    • £2.50
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  • Fritter
    • £0.70
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  • Fritter Roll
    • £1.10
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  • Mushy Pea Fritters
    • £1.60
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  • Black Pudding Fritter
    • £1.10
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  • Haggis Fritter
    • £1.10
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Stack Menu

Roll with your choice of meat, cheese and a choice of sauce from curry, gravy, mayo, garlic mayo, sweet chilli sauce, BBQ, tomato sauce or brown sauce.

  • Square Sausage Stack
    • £3.50
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  • Chicken Fillet Stack
    • £3.50
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  • Spicy Chicken Fillet Stack
    • £3.50
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  • Haggis Fritter Stack
    • £3.50
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  • Black Pudding Fritter Stack
    • £3.50
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Chicken

  • Chicken Breast
    • £4.30
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  • Chicken Fillet (x2)
    • £4.00
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  • Spicy Chicken Fillets (x2)
    • £4.20
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  • Chicken Nuggets (x10)
    • £4.20
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  • Chicken Bites (x10)
    • £4.50
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Snack Menu

served with chips

  • Sausage (x1)
    • £3.70
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  • Chicken Bites (x4)
    • £3.70
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  • Chicken Nuggets (x4)
    • £3.70
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  • Fish Fingers (x3)
    • £3.70
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  • Fish Cake (x1)
    • £3.70
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  • Half Haggis
    • £3.70
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  • Half Black Pudding
    • £3.70
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  • 1/4 Pizza Crunch

    Cheese, Onion or Mushroom
    • £3.70
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  • 1/4 Pizza

    Cheese, Onion or Mushroom
    • £3.50
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Munchie Box

  • Munchie Box

    6x Sausage bites; 6x Haggis bites; 6x Chicken nuggets; 6x Chicken bites; ; 6x Onion rings; 6x Garlic mushrooms; 4x Fritters; Chips & cheese.

    Choice of Portion of Curry sauce OR Gravy 

    Served with large bottle of juice.
    • £16.00
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Side Orders

  • Crunch Box

    4x Scampi, 4x Nuggets, 4x Onion Rings
    • £3.60
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  • Onion Rings (x10)
    • £2.80
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  • Garlic Mushrooms (x12)
    • £3.20
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  • Mozzarella Sticks (x5)
    • £4.00
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  • Jalapeño Poppers (x5)
    • £4.00
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  • 1/4 Pizza

    Cheese, onion OR mushroom
    • £1.60
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  • 1/4 Pizza Crunch

    Cheese, mushroom OR onion
    • £1.70
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  • Curry Sauce
    • £1.90
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  • Gravy
    • £1.90
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  • Mushy Peas
    • £1.90
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  • Heinz Beans
    • £1.90
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  • Cheese
    • £1.90
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  • Dry Roll
    • £0.50
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  • Buttered Roll
    • £0.55
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  • Pickled Onion
    • £0.50
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  • Gherkins
    • £0.70
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  • Pickled Egg
    • £0.80
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  • Cockles
    • £2.60
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  • Mussels
    • £2.60
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  • Tomato Sauce Bottle
    • £1.70
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  • Brown Sauce Bottle
    • £1.70
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  • Bottle of Chip Shop Vinegar
    • £1.70
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  • Mayonnaise
    • £0.60
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  • Garlic Mayo
    • £0.60
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  • Sweet Chilli Sauce
    • £0.60
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  • BBQ Sauce
    • £0.60
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  • Tartar Sauce Sachet
    • £0.60
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Ice Cream

  • Woody's Vanilla 120ml
    • £2.00
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  • Woody's Chocolate 120ml
    • £2.00
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  • Woody's Strawberry 120ml
    • £2.00
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  • Woody's Vanilla 500ml
    • £4.95
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  • Woody's Mint Choc Chip 500ml
    • £4.95
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  • Woody's Tablet 500ml
    • £4.95
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Jubilees

  • Red Kola
    • £0.80
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  • Blue Raspberry
    • £0.80
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Confectionary

  • Mars Bar
    • £0.75
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  • Snickers
    • £0.60
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  • Twix
    • £0.75
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  • Kit Kat Chunky
    • £0.65
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  • Kinder Bueno
    • £0.75
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  • Cadbury Boost
    • £0.69
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  • Peppermint Aero
    • £0.75
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  • Johnny's Onion Rings
    • £0.25
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Drinks

  • Coca Cola Original
    • £1.30
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  • Diet Coke
    • £1.30
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  • Irn-Bru
    • £1.30
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  • Diet Irn-Bru
    • £1.30
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  • Red Kola
    • £0.70
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  • Fanta Orange 500ml
    • £1.65
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  • Fanta Fruit Twist 500ml
    • £1.65
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  • Diet Red Kola 500ml
    • £1.45
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  • Oasis Summer Fruits 500ml
    • £1.65
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  • Bottled Water 500ml
    • £0.80
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  • Sprite 330ml
    • £1.30
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  • Fanta Lemon 330ml
    • £1.30
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  • Barr Cream Soda 330ml
    • £0.59
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  • Barr Limeade 330ml
    • £0.59
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  • Barr Pineapple 330ml
    • £0.59
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  • Capri Sun Orange 330ml
    • £1.19
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  • Simply Fruity Orange 330ml
    • £0.90
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  • Simply Fruity Blackcurrant & Apple 330ml
    • £1.30
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  • Euro Shopper Original Energy Drink 250ml
    • £0.59
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  • Isotonic Sport Orange 500ml
    • £0.70
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  • Isotonic Sport Tropical Berry 500ml
    • £0.70
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Deep Fried Sweets

  • Deep Fried Chocolate Bar
    • £1.20
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